Top Job For Sale
Dear editor:
Help Wanted: (Position for sale).
Job: President of the United States.
Benefits: Big house with huge staff (34 household and administration) tennis court, putting green, jogging track, swimming pool, movie theater, billiard room and bowling alley. Free meals for family and guests. Full time security for the rest of your life. Free medical care for you and family for the rest of your life. Worldwide free transportation with huge fleet of specially designed planes, helicopters and fleet of limousines. Vacation home in Maryland countryside with 125 protected acres. Salary $400,000 per year. $50,000 per year expense account.
Retirement: Over $150,000 per year plus office allowance. Making millions giving speeches and writing book.
Requirement: Ability to raise $500 million to $1,000,000,000 to buy presidency. Good talker.
Drawback: Must be out of your mind to want this job.
Help Wanted: (Position for sale).
Job: President of the United States.
Benefits: Big house with huge staff (34 household and administration) tennis court, putting green, jogging track, swimming pool, movie theater, billiard room and bowling alley. Free meals for family and guests. Full time security for the rest of your life. Free medical care for you and family for the rest of your life. Worldwide free transportation with huge fleet of specially designed planes, helicopters and fleet of limousines. Vacation home in Maryland countryside with 125 protected acres. Salary $400,000 per year. $50,000 per year expense account.
Retirement: Over $150,000 per year plus office allowance. Making millions giving speeches and writing book.
Requirement: Ability to raise $500 million to $1,000,000,000 to buy presidency. Good talker.
Drawback: Must be out of your mind to want this job.
posted by Sam Schoolsky | 3:07 PM
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