The Old Curmudgeon

These are my writings, letters to the editor, and thoughts all gathered in one place.

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Georgia Tech Grad. Veteran. Retired, Writer.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

A View From America-The Royal Wedding

Dear editor:


Well, it’s finally over. The wedding of the century has occurred and all the secrets and surprises are out in the open. We all now know what Kate Middleton’s dress looks like. (Excuse me, the Duchess) Of course the venue for their honeymoon is still a state secret.

The TV networks around the world have had a field day with this Royal event, but don’t worry, with the 24 hour news cycle they will keep us informed and bored for at least another two or three weeks. Maybe we should even send Donald Trump over the Atlantic to check out the marriage certificate to make sure Kate and William are truly married. He would insist on seeing the “long form” rather than the public “short form.”

One thing that boggles the mind about this happy joining is that the British taxpayer is picking up “their share” of the tab to the extent of 22 million British Pounds. In American money that is roughly 33 million American Dollars. With the world wide recession and money being so tight it is a shame that the richest woman in the world should stick her loyal subjects with part of the bill for her grandson’s wedding.

As you can see, I am not a big fan of the Royal Family and all its boring excesses. But then again, I feel I am in good company. Our Founding Fathers didn’t think too much of them either.

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Top Job For Sale

Dear editor:

Help Wanted: (Position for sale).

Job: President of the United States.

Benefits: Big house with huge staff (34 household and administration) tennis court, putting green, jogging track, swimming pool, movie theater, billiard room and bowling alley. Free meals for family and guests. Full time security for the rest of your life. Free medical care for you and family for the rest of your life. Worldwide free transportation with huge fleet of specially designed planes, helicopters and fleet of limousines. Vacation home in Maryland countryside with 125 protected acres. Salary $400,000 per year. $50,000 per year expense account.

Retirement: Over $150,000 per year plus office allowance. Making millions giving speeches and writing book.

Requirement: Ability to raise $500 million to $1,000,000,000 to buy presidency. Good talker.

Drawback: Must be out of your mind to want this job.